PROF. HUEY HUGSNAGGLE
That's me! I don't like to brag, but I'm a physiognomist. I obtained my PhD from the
University of Universal Integrity and Admirability at Azkanal (UUIAA).
It forms the best integrists and admirabilists in all the known universe --
but the physiognomy courses there are quite good, too. Even Hogwarts can't compare.
My friends say I'm of the ''happy-go-lucky'' sort. I don't know anything about that.
But I do love to be happy and think we're quite lucky to live in such a wonderful world.
So maybe that's what they mean.
I like the fresh air of the city on a quiet summer night, the busy streets of Harlem
(such a charming neighborhood), the sweet scent of rosebuds in the morning... I'm really
not quite good at writing these things, you know.
More to the point, I currently lead a team of stalwart ectoderms in a quest to uncover
the well and long-hidden secrets of achromatism, melanism, solarism, absurdism, pluralism,
organism, optimism... and... er... and pretty much everything else that ends with -ism. Hmm.
I also teach the art of ectomorphing and phishing... or rather, I think I should say:
ectomorphism and phishism... I probably should add those two to my -ism list, too.
Oh, and in my spare time -- it would not do to forget mentioning it --
I write reviews for Mazzagadda.